"Even if I got rid of all my problems, I'd just go out and get new ones..."

Be scared. Be very scared.
5:52 p.m. on 2005-02-05

Oh. Dear. God.

Thanks to Jess for spotting this first.

Listening to: Hayseed Dixie "Big Balls"

Quote: "There's always the threat of an attack by say, a giant space dragon, the kind that leaves the sun every thirty days. It's a nuisance, but what would you expect from reptiles. Did I mention that my nose was on fire? That I have fifteen wild badgers living in my trousers? I'm sorry, would you prefer ferrets?"

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