"Even if I got rid of all my problems, I'd just go out and get new ones..."

Why having crap eyesight can be fun!
7:07 p.m. on 2004-12-09

For this to work, sit further back from the computer. A little bit further. Not that far. There you go. Now squint. Really screw up your eyes tight and squint. And read the following:

2 DOCS FAIL TO STOP 100 MURDERS

Raise your hand if, like me, you read not 'Docs' but 'Dogs' and started wondering, "Bit harsh, isn't in? On the dogs? I mean, only 2 dogs? And what do dogs have to do with murders anyway? Maybe they were police dogs. Drug dogs. A little over-critical of us as humans though, surely. Bad dog, stole a biscuit, failed to stop a ....

Oh now I see...

Listening to: Barenaked Ladies "Green Christmas"

Quote: "This is some sort of pay-back for guys like me beating up guys like you in high school, right?"

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