For Claire, who fears Whiskas pouchers
7:14 p.m. on 2005-05-10
Because I have no real entry. And I wanted to share.
LORELAI: Hey Kirk. Oh my God!
RORY: What happened?
KIRK: I�m scratched over sixty percent of my body.
LORELAI: Aw, CatKirk again?
KIRK: Ow.
LORELAI: Sorry.
BABETTE: I�m so mad at that cat.
MOREY: Very uncool cat.
BABETTE: I love cats, but I love Kirk, too. It�s pretty much fifty-fifty, and that�s a high compliment, my friend.
LORELAI: How did this happen?
KIRK: Well, the tension of our standoff was unbearable, so I got on the floor and tried to play with him.
LORELAI: It�s a him?
KIRK: I caught a peek.
LORELAI: Go on.
KIRK: I rolled this cute little ball of yarn over to him all nice and gentle. He tried to garrote me with it.
LORELAI: Oh my God.
MOREY: Very uncool.
KIRK: Just grabbed two ends with his paws and came at me.
RORY: But he doesn�t have opposable thumbs.
KIRK: He�s beyond them. And he�s smart. He knows things, sometimes before they happen.
LORELAI: Get a hold of yourself, man.
KIRK: You haven�t heard the worst.
RORY: Oh geez, there�s worse?
KIRK: When the attacks got particularly brutal, I had no choice but to strip naked and hide under water in the bathtub. I read that cats are afraid of water.
BABETTE: They are, they are.
KIRK: Kirk isn�t. He found me, and he seemed to derive greater power from the water. That�s when the bulk of the scratching happened.
LORELAI: Well, then, I think it�s good you�re giving Kirk a little space right now. Just relax and enjoy your food.
KIRK: I can�t taste my food.
LORELAI: Well, then, just try to relax.
KIRK: Thanks.
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