"Even if I got rid of all my problems, I'd just go out and get new ones..."

Movie quotage
10:25 p.m. on 2004-08-10

A "quotes from your favourite shows" thread on Efan got me thinking of what may be my all time favourite movie sketch.

Sadly it's too indecent to post on Efan. But here there are no rules.

Jeffrey

Jeffrey imagines phoning his parents.

Jeffery (to camera): "I love them."
Dad (picking up phone): "Well isn't this a special occasion."
Jeffery (to camera): "But what if I could really talk to them? What if they had some answers? Or would that be too weird?" (to phone) "Dad, I've stopped having sex."
Dad: "Eileen, Jeff's stopped having sex!"
Mom: "I've got it up here dear! (picks up second phone) No sex? You mean just safe sex, don't you dear?"
Jeffrey; "No mom, I hate safe sex."
Dad: "Wrestling those condoms"
Mom: "Waterbased lubicrants"
Dad: "Dry kissing"
Mom: "Sweetheart, are you a top or a bottom?"
Jeffery: "Mother?!"
Dad: "Have you tried any of those workshops?"
Mom: "Ooh, what about a jerk-off club?"
Dad: "Mm. How about phone sex?"
Jeffery: "What?"
Mom: "Oh Fred lets help him out. Sweetheart, what are you wearing?"
Jeffery: "Uh, sweats and a t-shirt"
Dad:" Oh thats hot"
Mom: "That's very hot."
Dad: "Are you alone?"
Jeffrey: "Dad, I'm not gonna have phone sex with you and mom!"
Mom: "Darling, have you looked at any videos?"
Dad: "Hardcore? Have you explored masturbation?"
Mom: "Oh as if we have to ask. Some days we never could get you out of that bathroom."
(Jeffery hangs up)

*giggles*

Go rent Jeffrey. Seriously. You'll thank me for it.

Listening to: Holy Cole Trio 'Cry'

Quote:
"Woah, judgmental isn't he. That's unusual in one so young."
"No it isn't."

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