"Even if I got rid of all my problems, I'd just go out and get new ones..."

Underdog Victorious
9:11 p.m. on 2004-10-17

Bobby Trucks was a fat little boy
Living in a shitty little town
Every recess the dodge ball flew
And knocked poor Bobby down
4.00 when he got home
Upstairs in his room
He'd close the door
Tie on his cape
Put on his skin-tight suit

Underdog victorious
He was simply glorious
Someday he'd die notorious
Underdog victorious

A couple of years later tried out for the band
The did covers of Matchbox 20
But he was dreaming of the New York Dolls
And Max's Kansas City
Of course they never called him back
They thought he was too queer
But he didn't care
Back in his room, he sang into the mirror.

Underdog victorious
He was simply glorious
Someday he'd die notorious
Underdog victorious

He could see into the future
That was one of his great gifts
And one day all those dodge ball bullys
Would dream of his sweet kiss

Underdog victorious
He was simply glorious
Someday he'd die notorious
Underdog victorious

Listening to: Jill Sobule "Underdog Victorious"

Quote: "I don�t know I have the right boots for this. I just meant to come out here and inoculate some wee babies."

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