"Even if I got rid of all my problems, I'd just go out and get new ones..."

Should I be amused by her stupidity?
12:31 p.m. on 2005-10-17

...or should I be terrified by it?

Rachel Stevens, You're always topping the lad's mag Fanciable Female polls. What's your appeal?

Oh, I don't know - that's hard to answer. As long as you get lots of flesh out, men are easy to please, aren't they? I always do it very tastefully, though.

- from today's Metro newspaper

Listening to: Mandalay

Quote: "Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain." --Jon Stewart

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