"Even if I got rid of all my problems, I'd just go out and get new ones..."

Bush versus He-Man
9:44 p.m. on 2004-06-27

Is it wrong that I've spent the past hour playing THIS

It's educational, but fun too! It's only a shame I couldn't post it on Efan due to its, um, risque content at times. But where else do you get to fight 'Darth Rumsfeld' using Michael Moore and Mister T?

Listening to: Keane's live session for AOL

Quote: Bernard: (to a group of skinheads) "Which one of you bitches wants to dance? Hey you know when you're doing your usual threesome thing you do of a weekend, and the moonlight's bouncing of your heads and your arses and everything, does that not get a bit confusing? Right, this is you, ok? (dances madly like a fairy while singing "tra la la" then stops) Millwall! That's the one. Do you know this chant? "Millwall, Millwall, you're all really dreadful, and your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated"...
(all three skinheads punch Bernard in the face at the same time)

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